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by DoD Press Conference Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 at 2:19 PM

For Immediate Release - Office of the Press Secretary - October 20, 2003 - 10:22 A.M. (EST)

SECRETARY RUMSFELD: Good morning. Today, with President Bush still touring the Oriental nations, I have been asked to help clear up a little misunderstanding which you liberal press yahoos are trying to use to inflict a grievous political wound on this Godly administration. Specifically, your silly-dilly outrage over recent comments about Arabiacs by my Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Intelligence, General William G. Boykin. But instead of talking about this myself, I thought you boys should hear it straight from the horse's mouth. That's why I am proud to present Lt. General William G. Boykin himself to answer your questions. Take it away, Jerry.

LT. GENERAL BOYKIN: Thank you, Mr. Secretary. It's my pleasure to be here today. Let's begin. You, fiery-haired grandmother of the engorged porcelain bosom.

MS. THOMAS: Thank you, Mister Lt. General. You have repeatedly been quoted telling church audiences that your mission is "a battle with Satan," and that "we're a Christian nation, because our foundation and our roots are Judeo-Christian ... and the enemy is a guy named Satan." How do you respond to charges that these remarks are not only divisive, but also serve to inflame and propagate religious hatred?

LT. GENERAL BOYKIN: How do I respond? War is hatred, cup of pudding. I mean no ill will to these Islamian cockroaches. I say, they have the freedom to worship whatever idols they wish to worship. No matter how false or ridiculous. They also have a right to instantaneously disintegrate before my archangel's blade. I do not spread… religious hatred. I spread religious purity. Like boiling water. Kills the impurities. Clean water. Water to wash your hands in. Sanctify your hands, your holy hands. Yes. Clean. Jesus washed the feet of whores. My feet are clean. Where I walk, my footprints pool with the blood of the enemy. Muslims are Christians who don't know that until I send them to hell.

MR. KING: Back in January, while describing a Muslim man to a Daytona church congregation, you were quoted as saying, "I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." Is it wise for a senior military officer to denounce a major world religion as "false?"

LT. GENERAL BOYKIN: You speak of wisdom? Let me ask you a question, trembling donut: what is truth? The one true lord Jesus Christ? Bingo, my friend. Bingo. Is Mohamma-rama-ding-dong truth? There is truth and there is not truth. So is he false? Is the sun false? Yes, I say, when it's a splotch of mustard swirled over and over and over again on orders that tell me to kill only the enemy and not his mother or his children or his wife or his brother or his livestock or his neighbor. If their God is true, why does he make it so easy and pleasurable for me to incinerate them all?

MR. FINEMAN: When not on duty, you are known to regularly address church groups while wearing your Army dress uniform. In light of the uproar over your religiously incendiary remarks, do you think that it's appropriate for you to continue that practice?

LT. GENERAL BOYKIN: Little cream puff. If you saw the world as it was, a world sanitized by hot lead like tears hurtling outward from my eyes, you'd shriek for your mother, your poor mother, whom I protected from the rapists. Would you have me crawl out of my skin and present myself to the faithful sinew and bone and muscle? I sleep in this uniform. I am this uniform. It wears me. And God save you, you cannot handle the world as He made it, the world as He loves it. Pray with me. On your knees. Pray that Armageddon ignores your faithlessness.

MR. LEWIS: On yet another occasion, you described a dark smudge on a photo of the predominantly Muslim city of Mogadishu by saying, "This is your enemy. It is the principalities of darkness. It is a demonic presence in that city that God revealed to me as the enemy." My question is, does God really talk to you, and if so, can you tell us some other things that He has personally revealed to you?

LT. GENERAL BOYKIN: God does not speak to me. His voice is a hundred thousand screaming trumpets that would shatter your skull. You know coconuts, coconuts… how a coconut… it's hairy like a human skull and you take a machete to it and it's filled with flesh and milk. God shows me things. He shows me the universe in a handful of intestines. If you build your house on the rock of the Lord, and it is infested with termites, you must pulverize them all. He shows me the who and why and the how. He is the Alpha and the Omega. I float in the divine jelly of his great wet ocular sphere.

MR. COCHON: As a former Delta Force commando, can you suggest any combat techniques that are especially effective at slaying Muslim devils?

LT. GENERAL BOYKIN: If I close my eyes now, I can bring fiery death to whomever He wishes me to destroy. Watch. There. Beauty. I closed my eyes and a thousand miles away, a sheet person was felled, exploded like a filth-filled piñata. My son, you are the knife. The best technique to kill these godless scum is to close your eyes and let God's savage beauty guide you to their gulping throat. The desert whispers to the righteous. And if you thirst for carnage, it will quench your thirst. Make a mighty robe of their scalps. Castrate them. Play craps with their testicles. Technique is just an means; be the end and the angels will slowly masturbate you for eternity.

MS. WEBBER: You were just recently promoted to the position of Three-Star General, and given the task of working closely with Muslims to fight the War on Terror. Now that these remarks of yours have been disseminated by Arab news outlets all over the world, do you think that it will be difficult to work with people who are outraged that you called them Satan?

LT. GENERAL BOYKIN: They will work with me. The way a diseased cripple must work with his crutch. The way a dog must work with his leash. Have you ever seen a daisy cutter explode? It is a flower, a vertical flower of flame and shrapnel celebrating the Lord's gift of mayhem to his children. Satan was an angel cast from heaven. Satan is but a tool of the Lord. A pawn. I will help them find their way back to grace, even if it means them dragging themselves on their bloodied stumps over a football field of glass. They will learn. There are two bananas I offer. One is delicious. The other poison. They will learn. They do not have to like me, to learn to reach for the poison banana. I mean, the delicious one.
Just one more question. Mr. Sanger.

MR. SANGER: You were recently quoted as telling an Oregon church that while President Bush may not have been elected by a majority of American voters, that "He was appointed by God." Can you clarify that statement for the record?

LT. GENERAL BOYKIN: I watch a snail crawl across the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight… razor… and surviving. I survived. I am here. You created me, you people. And who created you? Yes. And who created the President? But you were accidents, byproducts of the Lord's infallible clockwork. The President is a miracle. Anointed? Is the destructive hurricane anointed? Plagues and famines? Are they anointed? Thy will be done. Thy will be Bush. Is that simple, you soft dumplings? Scurry back under the blanket of barbed wire I swaddle you in. I protect you, regardless of your insanity. Your putrid thanklessness. Pigs. Whores. Cunts. Praise Him! May Allah shit his tunic in fear.
End of session. Good day.

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Hallelujah!!!!!!! This wretch is saved! ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyou! Hallelujah!
by BraveNewWorldOrderFighter Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 at 5:06 PM

I'm thrilled to think I can now join up with my crusading brothers and sisters and KILLKILLKILLATWILL all those wretches who didn't see the light in time, like I did! Hallelujah!

Sometimes, these days, I forget to laugh. I needed that! Thanks, for real.

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When you think of the war with satan ...
by ** Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 at 7:28 PM

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think of those Islamian cockroaches and their own path to Islamic grace. Think of how they dragged that man above, kicking and screaming, his flesh and lungs burning, to the portal of glory, the gates of heaven on the Islamian path to hell. Think of the subservient women, those many virgins, for whom those Islamian cockroaches closed their eyes and brought fiery death to the unbelievers of their god. Think of the hell that those Islamians have shown to the 3,000 others who were spared the Islamian gift of flight to grace to live out their fleeting moments on this transient orb with the gift of penitence and Islamian salvation laid selflessly before them. Think of the seemingly not so fleeting moments in that flight out of the object of Islamian disdain, time suspended never to end. Think of the children on that charter jet to Islamian paradise, knowing the intimacy of crippling fear presented to them as religious offering of peace. Think of the God of which the General speaks, the God of which your President knows, and think if at that moment your would not wish for an introduction or acquaintance renewed. Think of that day that brought forth the General’s clarity of anger, and your warm embrace of their clarity of hate. Think again of that gentle soul above, not known to you to be Christian, Muslim or Jew. Think of that spirit as they soar in that brilliant sapphire sky, hurtling towards your feet. Think of their thoughts on the General’s God. Think of the class of school children on that flight, no mother’s bosom or father’s strength. Think of that child who witnessed with their last breaths the blood of life torn from the woman’s throat. Think of that Islamian who in common religious dedication could look into the gentle eyes of that child and believe only more strongly in the liberating purpose of his cause. Think of Islamian celebration of the vapor that those gentle souls became to be breathed in and tasted by us all on those streets. Think of the sons and daughters and wives and mothers and fathers and brothers and sisters who you would say should rejoice at their Islamian liberation, and should direct the tears of their grief upon the appointed leader of your opposition. Think of the hole in that island, the scar in that field, the fire in those corridors, that brought such joy throughout that Islamian world. Think of your reaction on that day, since that day, everyday. Think of your cherished empathy, not recognized by those Islamians you speak of, the empathy that you would have with the fearless piety of Ms. Sontag’s less than cowardly fighter for freedom. Empathy that you should try, to find how far you yourself must go to touch and feel and believe to even approach the vacuum of soul that harbored in that Islamian shell of flesh. Think of this life anew that here we now have. Think of the loss of your sacred freedoms not at the hands of Ashcroft but at the order of Osama. Think of that body gliding through that sky, has the soul left the flesh before the end of that ride. Think to dare to try your empathy on that journey from the office desk through the morning sky to the gates of God’s heaven that you rather we not speak of. Think of good, and think of evil, and think to have the courage to know. Think of the God that thinks that you are not among those there that day. Think again that you, and not they, are here today. Think that the Islamian on that plane is given by you more freedom to speak of God than you would give the General, the President, the teacher or me. Think of the seconds, suspended like days above the open arms of that great city, and let that image burn like the flames of the torches you now carry to the castle of the monsters in your mind.

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Think ...
by ** Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 at 7:37 PM

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by a shrink Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 at 7:59 PM

There's lots more snuff and autopsy stuff for you on the web for your unhealthy morbid fascinations.

Where are are the pictures of the 60,000+ who died in the US in 2001 from autombiles?
Where are the pictures of the 15,000+ murders commited in the US in 2001 by other Umaricans, over 90% by a realtive or close friend.

But none of those satisfy you hatred of Arabs, so you don't spam those here.
Go back to LGF.

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Jewish Columnist Follows Gen Into Church
by Prodigal Yunzer Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 at 8:04 PM

Imagine a man speaking his mind in church! You'd think he had some sort of First Amendment right! The use of the word "jihad" in the intial opinion column by this leftist defense analyst was agit propganda of the worst sort. Its illegal for competitors to share their work product under anti- trust laws, yet this column was given the weight of a news story and covered on NBC television news. Probably because no one believes much of what they read in the Grey Davis Newsletter aka LA Times ( We Triple Guarantee It!)
If its a war you want with Christians in your own country, then come out from behind your PCs and say so. We're gonna put the kids back on the Lord's Prayer and Holy Bible in the new schools we create with our voucher money. We don't need to change very many laws to allow you secular fanatics to run your own little freakshow without ANY of our money. Bush can't close the 9th circuit, but he can restrict it to cases within 8 square miles if he wants. Bring it on.

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'Ring the Bells"
by Gawd via Leonard Cohen Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 at 6:01 AM

"I can't run no more
with that novice crowd
While the killers in high places say their prayers out loud
They have summoned,
summoned up a thundercloud

...and they'll hear from me"

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a shrink
by made ME think Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 at 6:27 AM

Why is it that Arabs spend all their time getting upset over anyone saying anything that they think is evidence of anti-Arab sentiment, but they have spent no time or effort denouncing, without equivocation, the hateful and murderous acts of the terrorists and the terrorists supporters

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How is it that 9-11 is a celebrated event by Muslims and Arabs
by ** Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 at 2:49 PM

when the Quran would seem to deliver a message that the dispicable acts of those terrorists and the terrorists throughout the Muslim world are a certification of their own damnation?

According to Islam, the final goal of humanity is God. From it is from God that we come, for God we live and to God we shall all return. In fact, the sole purpose of creation as described by the Quran is to worship God and to serve His cause, the cause of truth and justice, of love and mercy, of brotherhood and morality (Surah 51:56-58).

The structure of social life in Islam is professed to be very lofty, sound and comprehensive. Among the substantial elements of the structure are the sincere love for one's fellow human beings, mercy for the young, respect for the elders, comfort and consolation for the distressed, relieving the grieved, genuine feelings of brotherhood and social solidarity; respect for the rights of other people to life, property, and honour; mutual responsibility between the individual and society, it is a common thing to come across prophetic statements like these:

"Whoever relieves a human being from a grief of this world, God will relieve him from a grief on the Day of Judgement."

"Anyone who has no mercy on the juniors and respect for the seniors is not one of us Muslims"

"None of you is a true believer of Islam until and unless he loves for his fellow man what he loves for his own self."

"Whoever invites others to good is like the doer of good and will be rewarded accordingly, and whoever instigates evil is like the doer of evil and will be punished accordingly."

It seems that all of these tenents were ignored and assaulted on 9-11 and in the days since. It appears that Muslims have ignored these fundamental teachings of the Quran as they have ignored every opportunity to speak with unequivocal condemnation for the terrorist acts.

How did the aforementioned teachings of Islam manifest on those flights, with the fear and grieve brought to the children on those planes and left behind, the elderly and the junior. How? How do the Palestinians demonstrate dedication to Islam with the use of women and children to create suffering and grieving among the women and children and elderly Arabs and Jews of Isreal and the region?

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What is the nature of GOD?
by BraveNewWorldOrderFighter Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 at 4:08 PM

Does GOD really need us human beings to kill each other to make a point?
How powerful is that, then?

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Created in our own image
by lightning rod Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 at 8:17 PM

True faith is friggin' insanity.
This insecure, patriarchial, monotheism shit is way over the line. Grow up.
To define the indefinable as being as petty and prejeduced and having a predeliction for arson. He tells you what not to eat, what not to wear.And what's with all the talking animals? In Job, god makes a bet with satan and ruins Job. Satan had to buy the drinks for losing, if my memory serves me well.What a pal.The jealous god claptrap has always been good for a laugh. What could the Divine feel threatened by?
Nothing as far as I can tell.

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The Point of Christendom
by Prodigal Yunzer Friday, Oct. 24, 2003 at 9:23 AM

Is to teach children to respect life, property and authority. It is a civilizing force. Christ's symbol of the cross compared with Mohammed's scimitar is a simple way to look at it. Christianity was changed by Calvinism when it was the first belief system divorced from economic and political controls, and that is why our US and Canada are the places every refugee in the world wants to escape to. We can decide as individuals how much influence religion or politics or economics plays in our life's choices. People leave one another alone, for the most part. Combine our revolutionary political system that elevates the individual as the top of the political hierarchy with Calvinism which permits wide economic and political mobility within its religion, and you have the basis of our superior society. That's why it is our duty to promote personal liberty around thew world, and to demand at the point of a gun that our freedoms to go about our peaceful business around the world be respected.

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Arkin the "Analyst" Exposed
by Prodigal Yunzer Friday, Oct. 24, 2003 at 9:52 AM

The LA Times has abandoned its pledge to be unbiased. Arkin did four years in the peacetime Army (1974-1978), duties and unit undisclosed in his CV.
He has worked for Greenpeace, the National Resources Defense Council, and Human RIghts Watch since then. He also writes for the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, a proven Soviet agitation propaganda publication that got its seed capital from a KGB front. This guy Arkin has a bachelors degree and four years in the US Army, just like I do. I guess I'm a military analyst too then. This guy is a leftist ass clown who wants to weaken our armed forces.
This hit piece where a Jewish person follows a Christian into his church, records his utterances, then refuses to release the notes and transcripts when he writes "jihad" in quotes in his article is a perfect example of how the left's reliance on the propaganda feedback loop will doom them. Imagine a Christian reporter following a Muslim general into a mosque and doing the same? Or maybe a Jewish Admiral says some things in his temple, and all the WASPS want to get rid of him? Then the author gave his work to Fox News and they carried it as if it were a news story they researched and covered? Imagine the righteous indignation from you people?

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by carla gibson Saturday, Oct. 25, 2003 at 1:10 PM

My family and I think that General Boykins did and said nothing wrong and that the controversy surrounding him is ridiculus. Leave the man alone!! God bless him!!

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You Go Carla !!!
by Andi Landau Saturday, Oct. 25, 2003 at 1:32 PM

I agree with Carla. The man did NOTHING wrong. I respect him for his courage and his honesty.

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If al Qaeda had a "Deck of Cards"
by Prodigal Yunzer Saturday, Oct. 25, 2003 at 7:42 PM

This General Boykin would be a face card. He commands our Special forces. This is an attack on our war fighting ability. Do not allow this leftist scumbag propagandist to take him out.

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investigation, indeed
by richard kauff Sunday, Oct. 26, 2003 at 3:12 AM hinesville, georgia

active duty military give up their first amendment rights, especially when in uniform- Rumsfeld's sanquine attitude suggests that they both require a psychiatric evaluation and an introduction to the Constitution whose values have been notably absent in this administration.

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Almighty Delta 0-9 this PBR Streetgang
by Cap'n Williard Sunday, Oct. 26, 2003 at 5:23 PM

Sorta smacks of the peoples' of the book obessessions with voices in the sky smiting and scattering their enemies.
I guess this explains why the preferred tactic of the lethal SF troops, when bin Ladin was the enemy was when they saw two starving Pashtun in black turbans with a 20 year old Kalshnakov and a penknife between them, they'd gallantly call in a five-figure airstrike.
Asymetrical warfare, American Taliban style.

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Apocalpyse Now Veteran
by Prodigal Yunzer Sunday, Oct. 26, 2003 at 6:18 PM

Many of the Teamers are religious evangelical Christians. Why don't you pull a Jihad Johnny and go over and join your beloved Pashtun? I have another idea- we can give all the leftist rabble who oppose our tech warfare a SKS and a North Face quilted jacket and they can have bugle boys and everything like their beloved Mao's People's Revolutiuonary Army! That way we'd both be happy- y'all could make your mass charges with bayonets and give the enemy a fair chance to kill some Americans, and we can thin out the herd of people who live among us but aren't so crazy about us defeating our implacable enemies. WE could call them the Kucinich Korps or the Dean's Derring Doers.

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'Twas The Night Before Jihad
by 2Beers Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:00 AM

'Twas the night before Jihad, but deep in the mosque
There was some disagreement, and ideas were still tossed
The bombs were as ready as ready could be
But still no decision what the target should be

"It must be the White House!" Big Abdullah said
"It's been ordered and planned that Bush should be dead"
But Achmed and Fisal, Abu and Jamal
Said they wanted to die in a big shopping mall

"With so many Liberals, Bush won't be reelected"
"As for our plans, they can be redirected"
"We should take out Americans the way we kill Jews"
"A bunch at a time, that's much bigger news"

Then at the door there arose such a clatter
The Jihadis jumped up and started to scatter
Six ran for the windows and five for the stair
"By Allah," they cried, "there's police everywhere!"

The crash of the door being rammed by the Feds
Made the vision of virgins fly out of their heads
They covered their eyes as a flash-bang went off
And into the room stepped AG Ashcroft

In an FBI helmet, and a jacket for flack
He held up a copy of the Patriot Act
More rapid than genies his agents they came
And he whistled and shouted, and called them by name

"CIA, INS, ATF, and G-men,"
"State police, local SWAT, come in behind me, men!"
"Thanks to the new law we can share information,"
"Yes it's thanks to this law that we're in this location"

The CIA overseas uncovered this order
And INS tagged Abdullah as he crossed the border
Then surveillance by state cops and local cops, too
With wiretaps and informants gave us, finally, enough clues

Tonight we were lucky, but it may not always be
It's time that we learned from our own history
We've faced similar problems in an earlier day
With World War II Nazis and the KKK

You can only have freedom when men play by the rules
If enough of them don't, you need tougher tools
To keep our old freedoms most men must be good
If we tolerate evil, then we're all screwed

Islam is not peaceful, so don't be misled
Koran says all infidels should end up dead
And, frankly, they're right to consider us fools
God can't bless America when we throw out His rules

Yes we're asking for Jihad when we throw out God's rules!

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At's a Nice Pome
by Prodigal Yunzer Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 7:48 AM

At's a Nice Pome...
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Did you write at? I wrote a haiku, here it is:

Infidel air pirates zoom
We crouch in our caves
"Please! Don't cut the daisies!"

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Beauty That Brings a Tear to My Eyes
by 2Beers Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 8:34 AM

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PY, that is beautiful. The simple beauty of your insightful verse that captures the complexity of a technological air campaign. Keep up the good work.

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Q. What's the difference between Bush and bin Laden?
by riddler Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 8:51 AM

A. The beard and the combat experience

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Damn liberal CIA & State Dept.
by Masood Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 9:29 AM

Those liberals from the state dept. and the $245 million they gave to theTaliban in Spring '01, not to mention those UNOCAL pinkos wining and dining the Taliban in Texas tiity bars that same year.

That tree hugging Umarica hating CIA and their arming, training, and funding the infastructure that would later become al Qaeda.
Dumbya & Blowsama investing the money they made from selling Mao's little Red Book on campus, into Harken Energy.
and we can't forget the Umarica hating hippie Bushes and their ties to the liberal House of Saud to the point that they tease one of the princes, calling him Bandar "Bush"

These evildoers belong in Gitmo.

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I gave the guy in the middle change
by Commuter Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 10:10 AM

I know two of those guys from the daisy cutter pic. I gave some change, two cigarettes and some leftover bagels from the office to him last week.

The guy on the right usually smokes crack as he can feel it over the methadone.

The VA cuts are bitch, support the troops indeed!

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More Palestinian Kids Enjoying Summer Camp
by 2Beers Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:00 PM

More Palestinian Kid...
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Haiku Contest for the above photo. Best entry wins a tablecloth once worn by Yassar Arafat.

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Islam: A Religion of Peace
by 2Beers Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 7:06 PM

Let me start this Haiku contest about the above photo of young Palestinian peace loving freedom fighters, friends of the (now) quite svelt Rachel Corrie.

Happiness is a warm gun
Jew you better run
Allah's blessings, Ramadan

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by BraveNewWorldOrderFighter Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at 7:49 PM

Five syllables first
Seven syllables second
Five syllables last.

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Ah, so, you are correct
by 2Beers Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 at 1:51 AM

Finally, you say something that is accurate, and you it is about heckling haiku. Well, maybe it is start of a trend. I apologize for giving you the two extra syllables. I am new to this art form. So I will try again soon. I guess that means that the above entry can not win the contest?

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more haiku
by BraveNewWorldOrderFighter Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 at 5:53 AM

more haiku...
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An airplane is here
Many sheeple still insist
Where is the airplane

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Get it over with already
by Matt Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 at 6:11 AM

Dear Sylvia Plath and Robert Frost,

Will you two please arrange a meeting and hump each other's brains out to relieve the obvious sexual tension here. Then, maybe, once you get this all out of your systems, every friggin' post on this site doesn't turn into a bitchfest between Tweddle-pissant and Tweedle-dipshit.

Hugs and Kisses,
A Concerned Reader

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I Know It When I See It
by 2Beers Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 at 6:50 AM

who is who am I
to you, pissant or dipshit
tweedle or tweddle

Archibald MacLeish
Dave Alvin Victor Hugo
Doris Kearns Goodwin

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His wife was correct
by Richard Bergenstein Thursday, Nov. 06, 2003 at 5:45 AM 301-865-9432 5809 Detrick Road

General Boykins wife of 25 years divorced him saying he had become a “religious fanatic.” Who would know better than her?

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by Justus Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003 at 7:30 AM

To all of you who were critical and dismissive of "**" above -- you are truly ignorant. 9-11 was not some isolated incident. It was not some casual failure of engineering. It most certainly was not something to be disregarded for yours or anyone else's political gain. You leftists have been crying and apologizing for 9-11 for 2 years. Those pictures are not "snuff" fetish shots. They are fact. They represent a sacred memorial to that day. We need to remmeber those images every time we hear one of you apologists crying about how America caused its own pain, or how Isreal is the problem, or how George Bush is Hitler. We need to remember it every time some Muslim or Arab leader carries on about the historical humiliation of the Muslim Arab when confronted with 9-11 istead of lashing out at the people, the clerics, and the "charities" that brought the crime upon us. America did not bring this on itself. The people who did this hate America and they hate you because hate is their culture. Stop making excuses. I thank God that we have George Bush in the Presidency at this time. If you left wing-nutz and Al Gore were there the world would be a far more dangerous place than the Islamists and palestinians have already made it.

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why I hate Arabs
by Irving Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003 at 7:44 AM

why I hate Arabs...
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Late for the party, I suppose, but in response to the Collaborator who called itself "a shrink", I offer a picture of some of those denizens of the "religion of peace".

May Palestinian sewage burn in Hell forever.

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osama, where art thou?
by Cui bono? Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003 at 8:43 AM

You hate Arabs because it's cool in your incestous little circles and because your storybook says to.
Those Mosaad agents dancing on the van in Jersey, videotaping themselves laughing as the second plane hit the towers burns me up, too.
Reagan's funding, training, and arming what would later become al Qaeda wasn't too cool either.
Where's that $245 million the US gave the Taliban in May 2001?
Why were UNOCAL execs wining and dining the same Taliban in early 2001, showing them the steakhouses and titty bars in Texas?
Why hasn't the Deserter in Chief said the name of family friend and 1977 business associate Osama bin Laden in public, since July 2002?
That's why I hate religious,state, and corporate terrorists.

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by Irving Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003 at 9:34 AM

First off, Little Precious, don't accuse anyone of incest while you have a diseased Arab cock in your ass.

Second, give us proof about the Mossad in New Jersey. Don't give us conjecture, and don't read from the A.N.S.W.E.R. Handbook. Don't parrot from the Borg storybook. Give reasoned and logical responses.

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by Irving Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003 at 9:35 AM

And don't give us any quotes from that oh-so trendy fishwrap the Guardian either. Quote from credible sources

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Cui bono?
by Irving Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 at 1:35 AM

FAUX's Carl Cameron reported it then Murdoch pulled it

The telegraph is the conservative UK fishwrap

Is NewsMax a kooky enough right-wingnut source for you?

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by Irving Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 at 4:10 AM

You silly Leftists just don't get it? You can't win a logical argument against me. I'll continue to dismiss whatever it is that you post as leftist rhetoric, even if it is from my favorite news sources. Likely I'll just ignore it and use my wit to call you names I've gathered from Star Trek and the like -Borg! Borg! And hey, as critical as I am about your Leftists having nothing to do, I seem to have the time to post at all hours of the day an night.

Then I'll copy and paste some pictures from my favorite websites and cyberslam on this cardboard box in front of my computer.

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Got my eye
by on you, Irving Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 at 4:11 AM

Irving, the web sites are right. There is probably an Israeli spy tailing you right now, peering in your basement window, tracking your long, boring online trolling episodes. Hopefully they get ya.

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Logical Arguement?
by Irving 3 Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 at 5:57 AM

I didn't think you had a position other than just trolling or freeping or whatever you closet cases call it now.
Please include links to your posts that contain so called logical arguments. Sophmoric insults and Star Trek?
Anal pus and talk radio echo chamber nonsense from February '03 does not constitute an argument.

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making points
by the USS real Irving - or am I? Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 at 8:15 AM

Apparently I've rammed it up your asses and you don't like it. You seem very emotional, like an ugly old feminist who couldn't get laid by a man if she paid through the nose for it.

You've made my day. Please continue. It's spelled I R V I N G. Please use it wisely.

And I'd asked for decent sources. Salon is in the dumpster, desperate, the home of Jonathan Alteredman. Please don't link to sites loaded with men and their failing ovaries.

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by 2Beers Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 at 1:03 PM

BraveNewWorldOrderFighter has spawned more imitators than 2Beers !?!?!??! What am I doing wrong ?!?!?!?

In my return to the always entertaining IMC pages today (yesterday was a government holiday as it was Verterans Day), I fell upon the relentless rantings of "Irv" "Irving" and a cadre of posters named as Navy vessels. I was trying to figure out this whole "Little Precious" thing, which I can't really, and it is becoming rather Norman Bates-ish, but we can get to that later. So I checked into the Editorial Discussions to see what I might have missed while I was out honoring our noble veterans and hoisting a few with America's finest (trust me, that involved more than 2 beers). And there I found in which the ubiquitous "BraveNewWorldOrderFighter" seems to accuse me of posting the numerous parodies, ramblings, and derogations of her theories.

I must say now that it is not I, 2Beers, who has posted those. That is alot of posting, that even I do not have time for. I was impressed and mildly flattered that someone used a haiku in one of those postings, but that is about it.

You will note that I do not have any need not to post under the identified 2Beers brandname.

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by Seymour Payne Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 at 12:22 PM

thatday-x.gif, image/gif, 520x2156

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Dumbya thinks it's funny
by october surprise Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 at 12:46 PM

If the stuffed-flight suit-in-chief's poll numbers keep dropping, don't be surprised if him and his cronies engineer another Reichstag fire. After all, his alleged mandate is stacked on the corpses of the victims of those horrible attacks.That was the only thing that stopped the silly gore supporters from whining about the recount on an election that was bought fair and square, not stolen.
Why hasn't the Connecticut Cowboy said the name of former business associate and family friend Osama bin Laden in public since July 2002?
Whoever posted this is making light of those murders too, since their only purpose is to clog bandwidth.

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by USS Reichstag Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 at 1:18 PM

Yeah, we know it's you. You're the most obvious leftist Borg wannabe around here. Reichstag, Bush is a coke addict, SUV's are penis substitutes, and on and on.

You have not one single solitary thought of your own. I doubt your autonomic reflexes would even allow you to breathe unless you were reading from the Z-Mag Handbook.

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by I'll never tell Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 at 1:29 PM

I'm glad whoever posted that image. First time I've seen it, and it's worth saving. Your argument that it's "making fun" of the dead is fantastically stupid, seeing as how you Leftists, marching in the streets for the terrorists, are the true ones shitting on their graves.

Anyway, how can anyone who posts Fisher Price Funnies™ bitch about bandwidth?

USS Liberty is one of the bottom scrapings of liberalism, always projecting, always like a child who starts trouble and then runs to Mommy, crying "He started it!"

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Cui bono?
by USS PaliNazi Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2003 at 1:34 PM

We never did get an explanation from USS Collaborator why it posted all those links about the Mossad. What was it's point, other than try to deflect the truth that it, and it's kind, are pro terrorist??

And we're supposed to accept the hearsay of one "witness" that they were laughing? Maybe she was a highly suggestive paranoid Leftist herself, seeing Evil and monsters in her navel lint. Maybe she thought she saw them doing all kinds of things.

But the fact remains that today, USS liberty and its kind are Collaborators. I've always wondered just how much they laughed and masturbated on September the 11th.

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